-> "We Should Talk About Seuss Books"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Talk About Bruno"
Original Performer:
Encanto
Parody Song Title:
"We Should Talk About Seuss Books"
Parody Written by:
wimpykidfan37
The Lyrics
We should talk about Seuss books, yes, yes, yes
We should talk about Seuss books
It was a rainy day
(It was a rainy day)
Sally and I both watched the rain falling down from the sky
(Rain falling down from the sky)
The Cat in the Hat stepped right in on the mat
(He went bump)
And he asked, "You're sitting there, but why?"
(That bump really made us jump)
He said "I know that there's no sun"
(Our fish fell into a pot)
"But we can still have lots of fun"
(Did the fish like it? He did not)
He brought in Thing Two and Thing One
(They made quite a mess, I must confess)
We should talk about Seuss books, yes, yes, yes.
We should talk about Seuss books.
The Star-Belly Sneetches and the Plain-Belly Sneetches
Both of 'em ignoring one another on the beaches
Fix-it-up Chappie comes along in the strangest of cars
He says, "I'll change your stars for only ten dollars eaches"
They spend up all their money, and the lesson that this teaches
Is that it never ever mattered whether they had stars
Or none on thars
Not in the rain, I don't like green eggs and ham
Not on a train, I don't like them, Sam-I-am
Not in a tree, so please, just let me be
We should talk about Seuss books, yes, yes, yes
We should talk about Seuss books
We like to walk and talk and hop on Pop, too
Gerald would make changes if he ran the zoo
And there's a one fish and a two fish and a red fish and blue
The Grinch tried to steal Christmas from each Who
Gertrude McFuzz thought her tail was too small, but her uncle thought it was fine
He told her that her feathers would grow if she ate some pills from a vine
The kangaroo told Horton the Whos on his speck were too small to exist, and she tried to boil it
But then she heard the Yopp from the smallest Who of them all
She heard the Yopp
Said the Lorax,
"I am the Lorax"
"I speak for the trees 'cause I'm the Lorax"
"You should stop making Thneeds," said the Lorax
"Or else there'll be no trees here, Mr. Once-ler!"
Not in the rain
(It was a rainy day, it was a rainy day)
I don't like green eggs and ham
(Sally and I)
Not on a train
(Both watched the rain falling down from the sky)
I don't like them, Sam-I-am
(Rain falling down from the sky)
Not in a tree
(The Cat in the Hat stepped right in on the mat)
So please, just let me be
(He went bump)
And he asked, "You're sitting there, but why?"
(That bump really made us jump)
He said "I know that there's no sun"
(Not in the rain, I don't like green eggs and ham)
"But we can still have lots of fun"
He brought in Thing Two and Thing One
We should talk about Seuss books
(I really love to read Seuss books)
We should talk about Seuss books
(What is your favourite Seuss book?)
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