The Lyrics
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
N-N-Never really thought I'd make my mark (mark)
On the 'net, but on a mad lark (lark)
Thought I'd write a small screed-screed, I typed up
On my blog, then I hit the park, ah
Checkin' my e-email while I revel (revel)
In the non-hellscape that's offline where I can settle
A low chance of fumin', angry rage from me or others, mate
Hang on, my inbox is full, why?
Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
My writin' was mild, could not incite (-cite)
Rapturous joy or vicious hate, that's right (right)
And yet the comments keep comin', I wish I could delete
But none of them are spam or double-posts or bigotry (you see)
Alert tone rings in my ears with each new message
I would turn it off but I'm not good at tech shit
Did I miss a comma? Do I not write good?
Or are they not used to hairy peens?
Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh