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Song Parodies -> "BodyFunctions"
Original Song Title:
"MoneyGrabber"
Original Performer:
Fitz & the Tantrums
Parody Song Title:
"BodyFunctions"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
Number 1
And number 2
You're going to the toilet
'Cause everything alive must use the loo
Horses have "road apples", cows have "pies"
This ain't no lie
Birdies might poop on your car
Try hold it in, you won't get very far
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
Dogs are strange
When they pee
Spread it all over
To mark their territor-y
From ducks to plovers
Birds have white poo
And you should see the doo-doos that elephants will often do
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
One. Two. Three
One for the peein'
Two for the poop
Three for the burpin'
Yes every creature must do it too
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
BodyFunctions
BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
Number 1
And number 2
You're going to the toilet
'Cause everything alive must use the loo
Horses have "road apples", cows have "pies"
This ain't no lie
Birdies might poop on your car
Try hold it in, you won't get very far
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
Dogs are strange
When they pee
Spread it all over
To mark their territor-y
From ducks to plovers
Birds have white poo
And you should see the doo-doos that elephants will often do
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
One. Two. Three
One for the peein'
Two for the poop
Three for the burpin'
Yes every creature must do it too
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
It never changes: BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, this always comes naturally
It never changes: BodyFunctions
BodyFunctions
BodyFunctions
On this we all agree, everyone must poo and pee
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