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Song Parodies -> "Need to Postpone"

Original Song Title:

"Leave Me Alone"

Original Performer:

Flipp Dinero

Parody Song Title:

"Need to Postpone"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I give you cash, you draw me a picture of Inspector Gadget and Robocop in a fistfight. What's so hard about the second part?
Yeah, yeah
Uh, yeah, I want you to give what I paid for, man, damn, yeah
Yeah, ayy, yeah

Ayy, yeah, I want you to give what I paid for, man
How could you delay it? I deserve the thing I paid for, man, damn
Bank account got drained so I could pay for that
Date's been moved, tell me, are you crazy? Need a reason, stat, damn

Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, somethin' must be up, damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, wanna punch your nuts, uh, yeah
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, I don't trust you, bud, damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ayy, yeah, I want you to give what I paid for, man
I think you've been lazy, no ifs, maybes or buts, wake up, man, damn
Can't say "You ain't paid me", got receipts for that
I've been checkin' daily, goin' crazy, my pic's not done yet, damn
Bitchin', oh, I'm not bitchin'
Postin' a whole lotta other cool art, not my commission, damn
Message, oh, left a message
Okay, I left more than one but it's hard when you're dismissin', damn
Leavin' me cold, yeah
Just wanna know, yeah
When you will post, yeah
My friggin' art, yeah, ayy
Really confused, know that I come off as harsh, ayy
'Cause I don't draw anythin' that ain't stick figures, your stuff has gotta be hard, yeah, damn, ayy
But I'm convinced that you've played me from the start, ayy
Since each request for your progress is met with an insult to my private parts like damn

Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, what's your problem, bud? Damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, this is dumb, you suck, uh, yeah
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, want a whole refund, damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You can't play me, you're just lazy, all you want is to betray me like a douchebag
Still don't know why you'd do that, take my money then say "Screw that"
Other artists haven't pulled that, nor have you with others, knew that
Read your feedback: "He's a cool man!" Nah, nah, ayy
Tell me the truth, why keep me far from your art? Ayy
I followed all your parameters, won't have to draw anyone's private parts, no, damn, ayy
Gave no excuse, that's the most suspicious part, ayy
I wouldn't be so indignant if you had just had an attack of the heart like damn

Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, what is up your butt? Damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, better cough it up, uh, yeah
Need to postpone?
What a bunch of such utter bunk, gonna blog this, bud, damn, ayy
Need to postpone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

While I personally haven't gone through this, my brother has had many issues with people taking forever to paint Warhammer figurines for him. So I guess this is musical revenge by proxy? I dunno, I'll check once he's back from Iceland.

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