-> "Kamala"
Original Song Title:
"Chicago"
Original Performer:
Flipturn
Parody Song Title:
"Kamala"
The Lyrics
So robotic Joe
Is really going bonkers
Was finally obvious
So she's in, no challengers
Different person
But controlled by same people
But we tell ourselves she's better
Though she just vaguely speaks, whoa
And so we have Kamala
She'll impound your Impala
If decides she doesn't like ya
Puts on a huge fake persona
Did she work at Mcdonalds?
Policy? she don't even know
Then she'll censor you tomorrow
But you still vote Kamala
Was too light on immigration
Don't care much on city crime
She's the one with iron fist
But makes you change your mind
And she'll misquote Don
But don't you dare misquote her
She'll make you believe
That ol' Don would really be worse, whoa
And so you vote Kamala
'cause you're afraid of Don, yeah
Although he was the president
Nowhere near as bad as warned, no
But Kamala's really harsh, oh
Like Republicans years ago
She don't care 'bout constitution
Or our rights, that ol' Kamala
This election, it's America's plight
The same ol' dolt again on the right
The shakeup, feels so forced on the left
After she said "Joe's fine" not long ago
And so we have Kamala (election shakeups all over place)
Someone we don't really know
Policy won't matter to her (she feels what she is told to feel)
A robot to her advisors
But usher in socialism (she tells you it's a good thing)
Says how America's destined
Don't you dare be criticisin' (any other opinion's wrong, she'll say)
Then hate they'll be accusin'
So now we see Kamala
She'll tramp on bill of rights, yeah
And she criticized Kennedy
he had our best interests at heart
Democrats I no longer know
Like Republicans years ago
Is this how to see tomorrow?
This election's such sorrow
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