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Song Parodies -> "Quit Texting Me"

Original Song Title:

"Sit Next To Me"

Original Performer:

Foster The People

Parody Song Title:

"Quit Texting Me"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Heard a sound, my phone gets my distractive attention
When I look at the screen, it said with or without discretion
They say I've won a $500 gift card
I went far but odds are it gave me time too hard

I can't believe they pulled a prank on me, just so
They want me to pay $1 using my credit card, no
This is the type of text messages you shouldn't get
I wish I'll never receive those or else I'm quite upset, well

This is too weird, quit texting me
I can see them coming aggressively
Too dumb like this I don't wanna see
I'm already feared, quit texting me for my own sake

I called up the guy who gave me the prank text message I got
He didn't answer, but I couldn't set up his voice mailbox
The same thing when you thought your phone gets infected
And thought antivirus was free as you expected

I put the record straight
It costs bucks, irate

It seemed too weird, quit texting me
They'll think I'll waste more money
Though those text messages seemed rent free
Don't put 'em up here, quit texting me, otherwise

I rather cry, I'll deny as always

[I'm sorry. But the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet. You think you can set up the voice mailbox of the person you're calling for them? Actually, you can't. Goodbye.]

It's already weird, quit texting me
They're disturbing me constantly
That settlement thing I can't agree, annoying
They seemed unclear, quit texting me, I got upset

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