-> "Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Pumped Up Kicks"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"
				Parody Written by: 
Chris Saffle
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)						
								
Elfvin's got a slow hand						
Works in Santa's Workshop, Buildin' toys from plans	
He's got an old peppermint
hanging from his mouth, he's a real odd elf		
Yeah, he makes another toy gun			
He's the slowest on the line seems like he'll never be done
the other elves laugh a lot	
So they make fun of him, yeah they make fun of him						
(Chorus)						
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin	
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, 
he's slow and has a mullet
					
Elfvin works a long day				
He'll be finishing late, he'll be finishing late		
He's been making them a surprise			
Keeps it in a box buried under the ice		
He's waited for a long time			
Yeah when the sleigh bells ring he will pull the trigger	
He reasons with some gingerbread		
And says “Your head's broken off, I must have eaten it”, Yeah			
(Chorus)								
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin	
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin	
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
								
(Sleigh Bells where the whistling is in the real song)				
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin	
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, he's slow and has a mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin	
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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