Doctor's got a quick hand
The operating room, there's a surgery planned
And in here walks Bernadette, wants to get her chest filled with silicone
Yeah, she wants to be triple D
So the guys will notice, see her mammary glands and I don't even know what
But the scalpel is out, yeah the scalpel is out

All the other girls with the pumped up tits, it's all so fake, all so fake, and it's half-baked
All the other girls with the pumped up tits, they're all so fake, all so fake, they are just not normal

Ashley's got a huge bra
But she's thin as a straw, yeah she's thin as a straw
Yeah, that just does not look natural
To see a gravity-defying rack with saline, full
Yeah it kind of gets me creeped out
But the doctor's sleight hand is now a quick-slash scalpel
And he's in the room with Bernadette
'Cause she thinks she needs artificial tits, yeah

All the other girls with the pumped up tits, it's all so fake, all so fake, and it's half-baked
All the other girls with the pumped up tits, they're all so fake, all so fake, they are just not normal

Boob-boob-boob-boob-boob-boob-boob-boob-boob...

All the other girls with the pumped up tits, it's all so fake, all so fake, and it's half-baked
All the other girls with the pumped up tits, they're all so fake, all so fake, and they're just not normal