Donald's got a hot wife
His daughter's a babe too
But we think his mind snapped
He wants to be president
Each word from his mouth
Makes me flip my lid

Said: "We should boycott Starbucks!"
"We'll have Mexicans build a wall to stop freaks!"
I don't even know what
He is gonna say next, yeah, this man is a mess

He is such a pig, Donald Trump's a prick
He acts so smug, acts so smug, What's with that rug?!
"Global Warming biz is a bunch of shiz"
We are so stunned, are so stunned, Go pick up a booklet!

Might be filthy rich but still Trump's a twit
His campaign's fun, Really fun because he's dumb
Watch him throw a fit and make Jeb Bush split
"You need your mom, need your mom", He is such a bully

"Make the USA great!"
"That sweet saying I made!" (Was Raegan's first, mate)
"You're fired" is his one great line
That show was "The Apprentice" and he was not nice

Still folks are losing their minds
They see him take the stand and he's got such vigor
But if he becomes president
"Then Canada looks nicer, I'm gonna call it quits, Bye!"

There must be a glitch, How does Trump exist?
You see him run, see him run our heads have spun
My eye has a twitch watching Trump I flinch
He should be shun, should be shun, He is gross and sexist!

Called Rosie a witch when Trump fought that chick
He might have bucks, might have bucks but he still sucks
His Twitter's the pits with the crap Trump spits
He is so blunt with his grunts like a freakin' frat boy

Dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, du-du-du-du-dunce, dunce
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Dumb, dumb, dumb
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, He'll run till he's won

Nation's on the skids now that Trump calls dibs
We're all in shock, all in shock, brags of his c*ck
All the rednecks dig, Trump and his blonde wig
Although he's nuts, he's so nuts and a bloody racist!

Trump's wallet is big but snaps like a twig
Had a nice run, a nice run but now we're done
He's still on the grid in the elections
That spoilt runt, spoilt runt loves to throw a big fit

Illegal aliens fed to killer squids
That sounds so wrong, sounds so wrong (Just made that up!)
We need to get rid of this dumb rich kid
Might be headstrong, so headstrong but he is a dimwit

Wants to be fed figs by some gorgeous chicks
He'll hire sluts, lots of sluts with some nice butts
If Trump lands this gig we'll be blown to bits
Don't you blame me, don't blame me, "I voted for Kodos"