Knock knock
Do you want to buy some cookies?
Oh just buy them now today
I walked all the way to your front door
Up all those floors
So don't turn me away
I won't annoy you too much
Just scream if you don't
And then I'll wonder why
You didn't want to buy cookies
It doesn’t have to be the thin mints

More flavors
Lots to try

Buy ten boxes I'll get a prize
You'll get cookies out your ears
It'll be all that's left in your fridge
But i won't insult you
And no religious spiels
(Buy them, I'm cute!)
You'll get them in a few weeks
You'll forget about them
Until it's all that's left
(And you don't want to shop)

See the cookie menu here
Buy them or I'll cookie you
Buy them so we could all go on our trip
And we won't bother you, not anymore
Do you still like these cookies?
They're not nutritious
But they're so tasty

Well, you bought all of our cookies