-> "Stinging Bees"
Original Song Title:
"Ring Of Keys"
Original Performer:
Fun Home
Parody Song Title:
"Stinging Bees"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
[The window opened with a burst
And these hornets and drones all just flocked in
They were all flittering, swarming
They came in and I ran straight for my bandages
But they were just too much]
Humming just came in the door
A thriving hive, the perfect swarm
I squeal… I squeal…
With black stripes around their bum
Wild vicious pricks, ice heals my numb
White weals
Like daggers from their rear-end
Frenzy pheromones I’m fearing
I’m caught here as they puncture me
Now my face is huge
Hear my screams, ow owww
These stinging bees!
I wonder what brought them along
I guess my cologne is just too strong
Hey get… off…
Ow, don’t!
My hair smells so sweetly today
Guess I shouldn’t have worn floral patterns, eh
Aie! Argh!
I stagger and I’m swearing
That damned Mozart tune is blaring
I’m covered in these bumblebees
Like a giant suit
Grab the tweezers, owww
These stinging bees!
Needles stuck to wings that can flyyy
Grab me a garden net
Many times my flesh is stung
I need to use a spray
No, I mean… handgun!
My Magnum gets a-firing
All the wasps and hornets dying
The crosshairs on my .303
As I aim and shoot
Sweet relief, ohhh
From stinging bees!
I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you
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