-> "No Bitches"
Original Song Title:
"No Money"
Parody Song Title:
"No Bitches"
Parody Written by:
TheNotoriousW.E.E.B
The Lyrics
(No Bitches)
(Chorus)
I heard you don't get no bitches
I'm not tryin' to be shiftless
but that makes me think you are gay
you can call me homophobic
but you're just mad that I know it
there's no way that you can fool me
you might cancel me on Twitter
just because your fuckin' bitter
but I still will not give a shit
you can call me idealistic
but let's be fuckin' realistic
you fapped to gay porn the other day
(other day, other day)
(Post-Chorus)
That's why, that's why, that's why
that's why you don't get no girls, girls, girls, girls
you get none
you get none
you get none
(you get none)
(Chorus)
I hear you don't get no bitches
I'm not tryin' to be shiftless
but that makes me think you are gay
you can call me an idealist
but I'm gonna be the realist
I saw you fappin' to Andrew Tate
you might cancel me on Twitter, you might hide the fact you're triggered
but I will ignore your fuckin' shit
you can call me a damn' racist
but it will not fuckin' phase me
cuz I'll expose you on Instagram
(Instagram, Instagram)
(Post-Chorus)
You don't, you don't, you don't
you don't get no girls at all, all, all, all
none at all (no bitches at all)
(zilche, zich, zero)
you don't get any pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy
none at all
none at all
none at all
none at all
none at all
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