Song Parodies -> "Toweling"

Original Song Title:

"Howling"

Original Performer:

Howling

Parody Song Title:

"Toweling"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. Hello?

Front door's knockin'
But I'm not runnin'
Just out the shower
Dryin' my bottom

Way too common form of hell
Just because I hate to smell
Why should I be forced out there?
You caught me towelin'
Hate to walk but I can't slip
Even though my house could get marked as "missed"
You caught me towelin'
You caught me towelin'

Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush

Front door siren
Barely done soapin'
Got my ass rushin' out
Like I might miss my taxi

And I will be mad as hell
If you simply go "Oh well
There must be nobody there"
You caught me towelin'
On my floors, don't want to drip
By the time my hair's up, you might've skipped
You caught me towelin'
You caught me towelin'

Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush

Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush
Ooh-ooh, ooh, rush

Yes, Howling by Howling. Unfortunately not taken from the album Howling, we're not Living in a Box here.

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