-> "Music To Invade Crimea To"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Go"
Parody Song Title:
"Music To Invade Crimea To"
The Lyrics
The rebels fight in Ukraine tonight
Biggest tumult we've seen yet
And do I ever let a good crisis
Go to waste? Well, I think nyet!
My soldiers marching like my pounding heart inside
I say they're not mine, heaven knows I lied*
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the doormat the West wants you to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know....
Let it go,
Let it go
We won't hide it anymore
Let it go
Let it go
We are bear, now hear us roar!
We don't care
What the world will say
Take Crimea back
And Tsardom will rise again any day
It's funny how our land's size
Makes other lands seem small
And the West that tried to tame us
They won't stop us now at all
It's time to see what we can do
Georgia first, then Ukraine, Alaska too
There are no rules, no right or wrong
For the strong
Let us go, let us go
'Till the continent is ours
Let us go, let us go
I am Vlad the First, the Czar!
Here we come
Now all make way
Mother Russia's new dawn....
We beat Napoleon, the Turks, the Swedes, the Nazis too
The EU-nuchs and Gaymerica are wimps, we're not afraid of you!
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
We're gonna take it back
The future is the past!
Let us go
Let us go
Mother Russia shall be restored
Let us go
Let us go
'Till our glory shines once more
We don't care
What the world will say
Take Crimea back
And Tsardom will rise again any day
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