Ooooooooh-whoa-ooooooooh
Ooooooooh-whoa-ooooooooh
Ooooooooh-whoa-ooooooooh
Ooooooooh

Your gluteus is maximus
And not the type Sir Mix-A-Lot loves
I hope your shorts are mendable
I can't take in your big butt
In one sitting cause it's just too much
Holy shit, what I see's one cheek
Whoa-oh

I see your butt, I'd call it a wide load
An understatement, 'fraid it's so
Oh, the way your cheeks shake, makes my gut ache
If there was an earthquake, jiggles for days
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive

Your giant ass strains your clothes
Save money on beanbags, there's a pro
How do you find nice jeans that fit?
Whoa-oh
Each cheek's so wide that your butt
Would need the whole back seat of the bus
Through the door, you prob'ly won't fit
Whoa-oh

I mean, your butt is so damn big, I hope
It never lets out gas, I'd choke
And don't ever twerk, mate, for your own sake
Those cheeks might ricochet into your face
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive

But what's more gross
Your big arse aside
Nothing else bloats
All skinny, why?

I ask you, what the hell made your butt grow
That left the rest of you alone?
Mutant DNA strain, that could explain
Why your butt size is great but the rest ain't
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive
Whoa-oh-oh-oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh my
Your arse is massive, your arse is massive