-> "Hoarders"
Original Song Title:
"Shots"
Parody Song Title:
"Hoarders"
The Lyrics
I'm drowning in a sea of everything I've bought
Cause I have so much stuff all over the place
I look around the house and can not find an empty space
And I'd love to get more but I don't have the room
The way this' looking, this place is gonna be my tomb
Oh, I'm gonna buy that stuff
With all the bells and fluff
And buy another one similar to it again
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I really can't believe all the stuff that I got
From the first thing that I owned
I never knew that I'd be boned
And still I shop, shop, shop, getting everything I see
Cause I just can't stop and I don't think I will ever be free
In and out of the store or even waiting in line
But I do it cause I gotta make the newest stuff mine
Plus that new tech looks great and I wish that I had it
But once I get it then they're gonna have another one
Oh, check out that new phone
How the screen has grown
It stores more apps than I ever thought possible
(Chorus)
Well my credit score's super low
And my house is gonna overflow
Should I find more stuff again
Just to impress all my friends
Is this stuff really worth the price
If all it does is just entice
Should I give some stuff away
And make my place less disarray
Cause I always start to fall behind
And thats what makes me change my mind
Oh no, can you free me
I'm getting swept away
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