Whether sweet like some candy or some gravy, it feels dandy, hah
May look like some degenerate, I'll admit, it can look nasty
Have to lap, I have to lap (really tastes nice), I have to lap up, you see (no yuck)
Have to lap, I have to lap (dude, you ordered the same thing, you know this), I have to lap up, you see (yummy)
If you brought me here to eat (oooooh whoo!), I'll make it worth the obscene fee

Don't tell me that it is a no-no (haha)
A total no-go, bozos are the ones who don't know (uh-huh)
You might lose it 'cause of me, I'm loco
I'd be sorry, buddy, but it's no joke (hahaha)
It sounds like your problem, sarcastic "Oh no"
This goop is yummy (haha), I know you know so
You told me your plate was good
The etiquette po-po needs to go, bro
Who says it's awful and gross (haha)?
Who says that it's best to just leave it alone (huh)?
Who says that it's sick when I still want more (uh-huh)?
Who says it's rude, huh? Prats for sure
I know I'm dancin' 'round the facts
What I did to make you mad, mad and also sad
But guess what? Here I am
Givin' not a toss 'bout what I do, man

Can't kill my hunger completely, mate (whoo!)
When there is still somethin' there on my plate
What, mop it up with some bread? I hate
The texture of that, it's awful, flattens the taste
So if I want my food high, I have to go
And use my tongue, I know I'll look super gross (chyeah)
But if you think I care, I really do hope
You learn to get by as I keep at it, bro

Oh-oh, I want this gravy in my tum
Lick it up, I'll lick it up, lick it up, go
Oh-oh, and I'm not stoppin' till I'm done
Lick it up, I'll lick it up, lick it up, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Waste not, that's right, lap up tonight

Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!
Lap up tonight, whoo!
Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!

A little habit I know should stay (prob'bly)
At home where all the damage to other brains (won't bring low)
Won't ever happen, you wouldn't rage (prob'bly)
I say your madness is laughable and insane (don't bring low)
Dude, so what if I clean my plate and much more?
My gravy-marked knife and my fancy-ass fork (chyeah)
Even my glass might still hide flavours galore
Just not worth the price if I don't go explore

Oh-oh, polite requests might make me stop
Lick it up (lick it up), won't lick it up, lick it up, go
Oh-oh, but it's just you who's goin' nuts
Lick it up (lick it up), I'll lick it up, lick it up, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Waste not, that's right, lap up tonight

Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!
Lap up tonight, whoo!
Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!

You hate it, don't want it, wanna take my whole face and punch it
The more you act madly, the more that my tongue will wag, see
Have to lap, I have to lap, I have to lap up, you see
Have to lap, I have to lap, I have to lap up, you see
Have to lap, I have to lap, I have to lap up, you see

Oh-oh, actin' like I'm the only one
Lick it up, who'll lick it up, lick it up, go
Oh-oh, but it's a thing that all have done
Lick it up, we'll lick it up, lick it up, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, lap up tonight

Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!
Lap up tonight, whoo!
Uh, whoo, whoo-whoo!