-> "Hashtag"
Original Song Title:
"Price Tag"
Original Performer:
Jessie J ft. B.o.B
Parody Song Title:
"Hashtag"
Parody Written by:
Erik Copper
The Lyrics
Hahaha...
Facebook, Twitter
Instagram...And Tumblr...
You ready?
Seems like everybody's got two cents
About political or current events
When their needs aren't met,
People take to the net
Type a little bit of text and...post
Thing get a little bit scarier
When their under 140 characters
You got a few choice words
And you wanna be heard
So what'll help you the most?
Everybody open IG
Or maybe take a look at FB
And if you feel real strong
Just post some lyrics from a song
So many tweets are sending, sending, sending
A lot of them are trending, trending, trending
We don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Ain't about the, uh, retweets, retweets
But I really, yeah, agree, agree
Don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Do you remember life before downloads?
Kids today will never know
But there were no smart phones
Or videos to load
Am I the only one feelin' old?
Opinions are so plentiful
Thanks to us millenials
Everyone's a little bitter
'Cause the President's on Twitter
And I heard Hell's gettin' kinda cold
Everybody open IG
Or maybe take a look at FB
And if you feel real strong
Just post some lyrics from a song
So many tweets are sending, sending, sending
A lot of them are trending, trending, trending
We don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Ain't about the, uh, retweets, retweets
But I really, yeah, agree, agree
Don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Yo, yo
Well, keep your two cents
Stop talkin' nonsense
I wanna see the world
Start makin' progress
And if the hashtag crap
Can lead to that
Then I will take this back
Concede the fact
And I'll admit, some hashtags
Have made moves, like Black Lives Matter
And more recently, Me Too
But the point that I wanna get across is
A crisis can't be solved from digital devices
If you must make the tweet,
Then do it, it's not strange!
But after that, try to
Inspire some real change!
Make your mark on the world
And do it with real pride
But in front of a crowd
Not behind a timeline
So many tweets are sending, sending, sending
A lot of them are trending, trending, trending
We don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Ain't about the, uh, retweets, retweets
But I really, yeah, agree, agree
Don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
So many tweets are sending, sending, sending
A lot of them are trending, trending, trending
We don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Ain't about the, uh, retweets, retweets
But I really, yeah, agree, agree
Don't wanna make the site lag
But we keep adding hashtags
Yeah, yeah, ohhhhh...
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