-> "Pity Hal's Job"
Original Song Title:
"Kitty Sal's On"
Parody Song Title:
"Pity Hal's Job"
The Lyrics
Pornographic, nasty, support job ain’t borin’
Lusty guy‘s heart is racin‘; eyes guys-on-guys
Scene after next, his first test may seem a bit strange—
Large wind sock to “fluff“ up, it’s quite a large size
(On bended knees-mouth opens wide)
Falcon‘s filming: hot scenes, a break for the actors
must keep ‘em aroused these hard-bodied porn stars
Busy “down there“; must keep rods in the air,
Back door virgin: he doesn’t care
Gagging, prefers oral—raging hard-ons. . .
Loves his job and relaxes as shooting re-starts
Has a cute girlfriend who thinks he works for the arts!!!
Pity Hal’s job—perverse actions just for starters;
straight guy in the Gay porn industry’s not that smart
Servicing hot guys on knees for hours—
belly-button stares, jocks pulling hair,
saliva here and there, sticky everywhere
Working on gents, all day, not for the feint of heart
Hot dudes seduce Hal into playing a Fem part
It‘s too bad he needs the money—Oops! (Accidental) money shot!!!
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