-> "Marauding Warthogs"
Original Song Title:
"Maundering Blogs"
Parody Song Title:
"Marauding Warthogs"
The Lyrics
Its power is hard to believe—gun applyin’:
tanks are locked and then rocked—torn apart inside
Avenger revenger spins back, spits DU rain
Low pass for attack, brews-up tanks as rounds strike
(Warthog tank-buster rules the skies)
Does the job, with thunder of heavy metal
Strikes rip turrets from hulls and armor apart,
no, they can‘t escape anywhere; unprepared,
in pieces. . . gun makes it easy
The A-10 Warthog leaves battlefields a mess
Enemy MBTs reduced to scattered parts
USAF was lucky with a Junkers start*
Marauding Warthogs, underestimated mistake;
the CAS and FAC twin roles set it apart
GE TF-powered, GAU firepower—
missiles to spare, flying nightmare
Greatest tank-killer in the air- ever
They make dissecting armor a tactical art
Compared to F-15s they might not look sharp
because they fly low/slow, but always hit their mark
Penetrators cause massive explosions and sparks
Fireworks, its fierce bite more powerful than its bark
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