-> "Time Crap: Net Craze!"
Original Song Title:
"Dine Crap: Beef? Nay!"
Parody Song Title:
"Time Crap: Net Craze!"
The Lyrics
From 2036. Item he’d been searchin’,
IBM 5100- (circa) ‘75
With micro-code debugging feature from the past. . .
Needed for post-nuked America to survive
C204 Time Displacement Unit- arrived!!!
In 2000, on BBs he posted his tale
TimeTravel_0, his handle, discussions sparked
Became known as infamous John Titor,
US soldier, Tampa- based there
Manips time and weak minds. . .questions asked
Quantum physics, multiverse, predictions—was smart
Chronological art—but they never matched up!
Time crap: Net phase! Predictions run plain to insane
WW3, capital move. . .US in five parts
Age 13, “Fighting Diamondbacks“, shotguns?—
against AFE firepower?
2015, and N-Day had started
US fall, with a post-apocalyptic start
Told us world destruction was off the charts!!!
Postings from ‘00 to ‘01 painted years dark
FBI in, trace dead, the hoaxer did out-smart
His believers by the millions had searched for more
Titor Foundation published a book not in stores
The books did go, with pics and schematics galore
John Titor had vanished and was heard of no more
Detective Mark Lynch investigated, explored
… was John Haber the mysterious John Titor???
No one knows for sure, multiverse ensures
Details given are unfalsifiable lore…
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