-> "SCUD"
Original Song Title:
"THUG"
Parody Song Title:
"SCUD"
The Lyrics
S’s for SS (1), since 1960s,
C’s for carry, one ton easily,
U’s for ungainly, unpredictability,
D’s for dumb—launches against Israel, results were poor
40 launches, zero scored (militarily)
SCUDs were never actually new,
SCUDs were derived from German V-2
Iraqi mods, made ’em,
“Al Hussein” was what they named ’em.
SCUDs in ODS were screwed
S’s for sloppy—in trajectory,
C’s for how cowardly: sneakily,
U’s for unreliable; PATs no real need,
D’s for disaster; no one fooled—accuracy, poor
Yet Chem and Bio not ignored…
SCUDs were an extremely last-ditch few,
86 for Jews and Saudis too
Iraqis mobile shot ’em
sometimes, but the PATs then got ‘em
psycho-terror it produced
but in battle of no use
In the desert was the proof
SCUD Iraqi mods did NOT improve;
SCUD frequent miss, or fuel tanks blew:
Was no hard-hitter—
lousy rocket, desert littered
SCUD was no threat to US troops!!!
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