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Song Parodies -> "SLUT"
Original Song Title:
"STUN"
Original Performer:
John A. Barry
Parody Song Title:
"SLUT"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Parody of a parody X8! More Transgender humor!
S for sultry, so damn hot and sexy,
L’s for luscious, your curvy body,
U’s for undressed, how I see you in my dreams,
T’s for “Tranny”, so much more of you to explore
A half-male who craves my back door!
Slut with a rack and male junk too;
Brazilian I want so much to screw (?)
Love your long schlong shakin‘; rear virginity takin'
It hurts, but oh… what a view!!!
S is for slow—rocking and reeling,
L’s for lusty, these new Bi feelings,
U’s for unashamed—for this pleasure seeking,
T’s for tempting. You keep me coming back for more!
The pants come off; later, butt sore!
Slutty, pick you up from downtown, bit confused. . .
love your butt, with your rod I’m amused
Well, my heart ain’t breakin, love for women not forsaken
Slutty are YOU- but then…I KNEW
Slutty Nicole, I still like how you move
“Stunning!” when I see you. Nothing new
Your thrusts keep me quakin‘, but with you I‘ve been taken—
my obsession, feelings grew
Love to bite your nips- while- under you…
L’s for luscious, your curvy body,
U’s for undressed, how I see you in my dreams,
T’s for “Tranny”, so much more of you to explore
A half-male who craves my back door!
Slut with a rack and male junk too;
Brazilian I want so much to screw (?)
Love your long schlong shakin‘; rear virginity takin'
It hurts, but oh… what a view!!!
S is for slow—rocking and reeling,
L’s for lusty, these new Bi feelings,
U’s for unashamed—for this pleasure seeking,
T’s for tempting. You keep me coming back for more!
The pants come off; later, butt sore!
Slutty, pick you up from downtown, bit confused. . .
love your butt, with your rod I’m amused
Well, my heart ain’t breakin, love for women not forsaken
Slutty are YOU- but then…I KNEW
Slutty Nicole, I still like how you move
“Stunning!” when I see you. Nothing new
Your thrusts keep me quakin‘, but with you I‘ve been taken—
my obsession, feelings grew
Love to bite your nips- while- under you…
TS Girl is again Nicole Navarro
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Rob - Lat week, a hunter in a neighboring county bagged a twenty point DOE! The poor thing was transgendered. Keep the chess match with JAB going! ;D
OMR, no competition, just fun to do :)
555! Now try "BUST" or "LUST" or "HUMP" next. Or what about "NUTS" -- There you go; do one about Gen Macauliffe's response to the German demand for surrender during the siege of Bastogne. That would be right up your alley, wouldn't it Rob? (Nyuck, nyuck)
This could go on for a while.
Hey JAB what are the rules for single-syllable 5 letter words? This originally was to SLUNG about the Stuka with SC bomb, BK 3.7 cannons, and a WZ-81 gun pod! But with this song that would add another new line...???
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