-> "BIDET"
Original Song Title:
"BIDEN"
Parody Song Title:
"BIDET"
The Lyrics
B’s for behind, what’s washed underneath,
I’s for into crack, under the seat,
D’s for dirty, when the poop juice does seep
E’s for entertaining, when sprayed into p*ssy,
T’s for trendy and even tempting; does the chore
It cleans the anus, and so much more!
Bidet really cleans out left-over poop,
Bidet water pumped; and up it shoots
Heated water can even give your sphincter a sauna
Girls like to put it to different use!
B is for the bottoms thus cleaned this way,
I’s for invented-18th century,
D’s for dangling, when balls need washing- too sweaty,
E is for European—that’s always been their way,
T’s for tender as the fresh spray caresses rough paper sores
No help with STDs from whores
[Nor STDs in Gay backdoors]
Bidet electric types are somewhat new,
Bidets in olden times used to be crude,
Still, we‘ll take the action; ‘cause it gives us satisfaction
Bidet is a useful tool
Bidet no regrets; is often used,
Bidet gives us hygiene gratitude
Whenever it‘s in use, pure liquid relief it does shoot
Bidet stops TP abuse
Bidet cool waters do soothe
Bidet washin’ time—can’t lose…
[Everyone loves bathroom fixture 2]
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