-> "Huge Tank: Tsar"
Original Song Title:
"Seamen: Tars"
Parody Song Title:
"Huge Tank: Tsar"
The Lyrics
Tank: weird; giant tricycle complete
on land the wheels are 27 feet!
Gets rolling: stalling—60 ton thing, 1916
Rear wheels are 5 feet- twins, powered by Sunbeams
Creaking sounds
Netopyr (pipistrella)- Tsar
Crew of 10, gun places- 4
Two turrets, two sponsors, wide arcs:
top, bottom, both sides shoot
High post, up top, armor isn‘t that thick…
crew is crammed, and ammo’s hard to load
It‘s a non-starter: up high it is blind;
but also theoretically tank can climb!!!
Prototype fizzles, huge tank: Tsar
bad tank: is underpowered
Prototype fizzles, huge tank: Tsar . .
Yes, it’s vulnerable too
Prototype fizzles, huge tank: Tsar
bad tank: goals not acquired
Chalk it up to a huge failure
The Reds had odd tank views:
Towering block tanks from earlier days:
concepts of the 19th century, which go back a long way
Thoughts of sheer size, the terror to impart
with multiple monster guns at its heart
Then gun wheeled carts!
The origin of the Tsar,
an armored giant wheeled cart
Able to travel quite far
didn‘t pass the test: doomed
It could be rammed!
Tipped-over, then BLAM!
The project was dropped. With Army it failed to score
Appearance like. . .
… armored twin Ferris Wheel ride
(Circus tank that brought no pride)
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