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Song Parodies -> "Sex-Drive Wild Kat"
Original Song Title:
"Wack-Jive Bombast"
Original Performer:
John A. Barry
Parody Song Title:
"Sex-Drive Wild Kat"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Parody of a parody X22! This one deals with rumors of Lady Gaga wanting to play a role in the future "Wonder Woman" movie. She has created her own villain in Wild Kat and this parody deals with how I think her role would be played!
Sex-drive Wild Kat, sick villain purrs like a kitten
As blood drips from her mount—legs shift, she does rise,
claws do retract, from a heart gash—she’s enthralling
Live prey dare not gaze into her feline eyes
(Those who have her surely die)
Clothes she‘s wearin‘, black bodysuit made for terror—
shiny slick second-skin thick; shows off her parts
BDSM trash, yet wicked glamour;
cut slits show her bits here and there
with high heels; heart she steals when eyes wander
below her belt; sick perversion used as an art
When put to the test, morals depart
For her soft curves they are yearnin’; lust for Wild Kat
Condemns them, body and soul she tears apart
Don‘t they know evil‘s hold, bound together
Perceiving love that isn’t there
Sleek her form, best pussy they ever had
Victims of the Wild Kat. . .claws dig deep to shred their hearts!
As blood drips from her mount—legs shift, she does rise,
claws do retract, from a heart gash—she’s enthralling
Live prey dare not gaze into her feline eyes
(Those who have her surely die)
Clothes she‘s wearin‘, black bodysuit made for terror—
shiny slick second-skin thick; shows off her parts
BDSM trash, yet wicked glamour;
cut slits show her bits here and there
with high heels; heart she steals when eyes wander
below her belt; sick perversion used as an art
When put to the test, morals depart
For her soft curves they are yearnin’; lust for Wild Kat
Condemns them, body and soul she tears apart
Don‘t they know evil‘s hold, bound together
Perceiving love that isn’t there
Sleek her form, best pussy they ever had
Victims of the Wild Kat. . .claws dig deep to shred their hearts!
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Quite imaginative and descriptive
Wonder Woman's main adversary is Cheetah, but Gaga has designed her own villain in Wild Kat and wants to design any new outfit. I just thought of her outfits and wrote off the top of my head! Couldn't find a way to work "tongue" and "lick" in there though :(
This is fun!
I thought you might like this theme JAB... and it's back to you :)
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