What would I do without your long neck
Feeding me leaves from tall apricot trees
Got me heehawing
My donkey teeth showing
From three meters down

What do you see in an mule like me
With my hooved horsey face anatomy
Guess it's not easy
Up where it's breezy
And you can't see your feet

My head’s just below the level of your butt-hole
Even when I'm standing on my toes

You're tall for me
Too tall for me
All your curves under your sweater
I would kiss but I’d need a ladder
Yeah you're tall for me
Even clouds agree
From your end to your beginning
At some point the air is thinning

'Cause baby you're tall, for me
So try not to fall, on me
Oh...

How many times do I have to tell you
Duck under the streetlights, they'll guillotine you
And watch for bridges and low, freeway overpasses too

Down below I’m eating grass
I’m looking out for your towering mass
And I'm blaying and praying you don’t step on my ass

And my nose has no choice but to sniff your behind
Your gas is driving me out of my mind

‘Cause all of me
Is half of you
All the robins while you’re resting
On your head they’ll be a-nesting
Yeah I barely see
See just above your knee
You’re my sky-scraping bonita
I’m your equine Dan DeVito

'Cause there ain’t no smaller Jack than me
Or you'd need a Diaper Genie
Oh, and some baby wipes

What if our kids have a loud donkey laugh
From the head of a giraffe?

'Cause half of me
And half of you
Could create the kind of kinder
Who will never match on Tinder
Give your leaves to me
I’ll give my grass to you
But let's not make little urchins
Forced to live out life as virgins

‘Cause I'll give you all my hay
We just can't roll in that hay
So come to my stall for that hay
Just be sure to kneel, don't puncture my roof, ok?