[Verse 1]
^Lord, I don't know.
How it happened, though?
Think it went something like this.^
Was at a con,
Cosplayed as Kaito.
Just minding my own business.

[Pre-Chorus]
Suddenly, I heard a shout!
It went the lines of these:
~'Kaito-sama! Daisuki-onii!'~
She hit me to the ground!

[Chorus]
I felt so awful, nauseous, as she slid on her quim*.
Felt something icky, bloody, gonna check on my hand.
I saw that my hand is full........ of her menstrual blood!
I felt so awful, nauseous. How dare did she done that?!

[Verse 2]
I had to questioned her,
~'Why the hell you did that?'~
and she replied to me.
~'It's my true OTP!
That's what I would do!'~
I felt the rage inside me!

[Pre-Chorus]
I had to find the con guards.
They need to throw her out!
That disgraceful behaviour
is unacceptable.

[Chorus]
I met the con guards, showed my hand covered in her blood.
I told the story, told them what had happened to me.
I met the con guards, showed my hand covered in her blood.
I told the story, told them what had happened to me.

-Insert Epic Instrumental Here-

[Bridge]
I felt happy that they banned her from the con,
for what she done to me.
But still, I avoided those Miku cosplays
from no-ow on, oh lord!

-Insert Another Epic Instrumental Here-

^[Chorus]^
I'd still remember, **five years after that nightmare.
Now, that you know son, horrors of dirty weeaboos.
So, to tell you my story, I wrote this parody.

^[Ending]^
I wrote this parody.
I wrote this parody.