It's stupid lookin'
It's stupid lookin' (oh, no, no, oh, no, no)
It's stupid lookin' (oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no)
It's stupid lookin' (oh, no, no, oh, no, no)
It's stupid lookin' (oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no)

Hopeless, you're hopeless (hey)
You told me you and your lads were professional artists, you're crap, uh-huh
Hope that hefty fee comes back to me, ah-ah-ow
First I'm knockin' that ugly thing down
That's right, I think it's awful (awful), it looks so awful (awful), real eyesore
To the floor (floor) it should go (go), disaster
I'll explain it more (more), detail more (more, hey-yeah)
Why it's so bad now (now, now), it's so damn bad now (now, now, now, now)
Said you're so good at craftin' so you were demandin'
That I let you plan in secret, that was daft as shit
Confidentiality, that should've been a major clue
You were gonna mess up this monument

Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, I'm not down with it
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument
From the tip to the base, the worst one could do
If it was your first time (ooh yeah, yeah), I would be less inclined
To punt your ass (ooh yeah, yeah) right into the sky
Not descriptive (ooh yeah, yeah)? Sure, I will admit it
When you're livid (ooh yeah, yeah), the big words get omitted

Let's start with, just start with (yeah, yeah)
The face that looks like a toon
If that's what I wanted, zero problems (yeah, yeah-eah-eah)
Clear that I'm somewhat less enthused
Asked to just be standin', not mid-drugged-up dancin'
That's me on some bad speed, sure this is your masterpiece?
Other abnormalities should be clear, I'm in front of you
Just play spot the diff'rence (hey, yeah, morons) with that monument

Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument (hey, yeah)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, I'm not down with it
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument
If it ends up defaced, it would be improved
Not one part that I like (ooh, yeah, yeah), can't pick the worst outright
Though the right hand (ooh, yeah, yeah) raised like that just might (ah!)
Top the shit list (ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-whoo!) if there was a hint it
Was delib'rate (bad, ooh, yeah, yeah, that statue) but I know you're a dimwit (ah!)

Hear boos, jeering but aimed at me, that hurts (oh)
I won't take full credit for that awful mess, only stamped
On the grant, thought it all would work (oh)
See now it ain't worth the purchase, just hurts the purse
Want it all back with int'rest, that's my vote (oh)
I mean honestly, a bad taste joke (ah! Ah!)
You've made me look silly, my back end's not that big, no (ooh-ah) (ah! Ah!)
And you just wave your hands "Back up, bro!" (ah! Ah!)
I wouldn't want to get close (ooh), I fear physical (ooh) (ah! Ah!)
Contact will pass the artistical (ooh) (ah! Ah!)
Flaws along, that's bad, I'd be appalled (ah! Ah!)
But wait, hang on (ooh-oh), are you worried if I touch the thing (ooh)
It will become small pebbles?
That's what I want, let it crumble, please (shit monument), ah!

Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument (hey, yeah)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, I'm not down with it (hell no)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, shit monument
Want me to back away? Well, that I can't do
I recall that one line (ooh, yeah, yeah) you fed me at the time
"Trust me, she'll stand (ooh, yeah, yeah) until this world dies!"
But you're beggin' (ooh, yeah, yeah) me to not go near it
If I flick it (ooh, yeah, yeah), will it fall like your standards (huh)?

Your terrible standards (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (yeah)
The world's laxest standards (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (alright)
Awful statue standards (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (yeah)
Alright (huh)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, (yeah)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no (alright)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, (yeah)
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, let me have a crack at it