Song Parodies -> "Oregon Gurls"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Oregon Gurls"

Parody Written by:

Fizz

The Lyrics

I know a place
Where the grass is really green
cold, wet and mild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' microbrew
Laying underneath the pine trees (all done)
The boys
Break their necks
Try to creep a little sneak peek (at the sun)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes worst
than the Northwest coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in hate
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Oregon girls
We're forgettable
Levi's
Columbia sweatshirts
Cold white skin
So cold
we'll freeze your hot chocolate
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Oregon girls
We're deniable
Freezing, frosty,infamous
We don't got it on lock
NorthWest coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Hiking in the forest
We got plants in our stilettos
We freak
In my Subaru
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo (oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes worst
than the NorthWest coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in hate
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Oregon girls
We're forgettable
Levi's
Columbia sweatshirts
Cold white skin
So cold
we'll freeze your hot chocolate
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Oregon girls
We're deniable
Freezing, frosty,infamous
We don't got it on lock
NorthWest coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Snoop Dogg:
Thin, Pasty
still and never ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' cold
Mild, mild west coast
These are the girls I hate the most
I mean not the ones
I mean like shes not the one
Kick her
Tackle her
Squeeze her where?

The girls a freak
She drives a Subaru
The men in the forest
I'm not okay
I won't play
I hate the Northwest
Just like I hate Portland
Eugene
and Salem
Winter time is not everything

Homeboys
Hangin' out
All that nothing
hanging out
Jackets,Packets , Backpacks
All weenies
No kings
or a queen-ie
Katy my lady
(yeah)
now look at here you baby
(uh huh)
I'm not all up on you
Cause you representin' Oregon
(ohhh nooooo)

Oregon girls
We're forgettable
Levi's
Columbia sweatshirts
Cold white skin
So cold
we'll freeze your hot chocolate
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Oregon girls
We're deniable
Freezing, frosty,infamous
We got it on lock
NorthWest coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Snoop Dogg:
(Oregoon, Oregoon)
Oregon girls man
I wish they all could die
Oregon girls
(Oregoon)
I really wish
You all could die
Oregon girls
(Oregoon, girls)

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Andria - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Not too bad, except the wishing death on Oregon girls (but I know it's all in good humor). I live in Oregon, have white skin that's often cold and wear Levi's, but- 1: As of two days ago, I drive a beat-up orange and white Dodge van, having switched from a Cadillac Cimarron, never a Subaru. 2: I wear mostly black tops with skulls, barb wire, iron crosses and metal studs, never Columbia. 3: I prefer Miller High Life over microbrew. 5s nonetheless.

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