Song Parodies -> "Fat Kid's Dream"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dream"

Original Performer:

"Fat Kid's Dream"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

After seeing the "California Gurls" video and the cover of her "Teenage Dream" album it gave me a funny idea. What if Katy Perry was a chubby chaser?.......

Verse 1: You seem real hungry
So let’s have a cupcake break
Your mouth starts foaming
When I grill a juicy steak
I know you’re famished
So I’ll make a trip down town, town
Before you met me
You had no friends
Because you’re kinda heavy
And smell like Depends
Now every February
I’ll send you chocolate blends, chocolate blends

Hook: Let’s eat all this food tonight
No regrets, just chew
We can dance until you die
You and I
Will just eat forever

Chorus: You make me
Feel like I’m living a fat kid’s dream
The way you scarf it down
Got no speed
Let’s walk away
And go get some Chinese
Go get some Chinese
Your heart stops
When you exercise
But you still
Order some large cheese fries
Cuz I love
To chase fat guys
So don’t lose a single pound
Don’t lose another pound

Verse 2: Got on my laptop
Feelin kind of randy
A small bikini
Made of cotton candy
I finally found one
I thinks that it’s dandy
My fatty

Hook: Let’s go all the way tonight
No regrets, need tums
We can love, until you die
You and I
Match down to the letter

Chorus: You make me
Feel like I’m living a fat kid’s dream
Hell yeah you turn me on!
Don’t want sleep
Let’s runaway
Oh I forgot you can’t
I forgot you can’t
Your heart stops
A coronary
A.E.D.
Yes it’s ordinary
But I love
Those chubby cheeks
So don’t ever get thin
Don’t ever get thin

Bridge: Imma be just what you crave
Be your toasty slave
Be your fat kid’s dream tonight
Let you have it all your way
In meat lingerie
That’s a fat kid’s dream all night

You make me!

Chorus: You make me
Love being inside a fat kid’s dream
You know that turns me on
We don’t sleep
Well love all night
And don’t ever wanna stop
Don’t ever wanna stop
Our hearts beat
To a single drum
Please eat up
Don’t leave a single crumb
It’s surreal
So take a bite
And we’ll never go back
We’ll never go back

Bridge: Imma put your smile on
In my string cheese thong
Be a fat kid’s dream tonight
Let you know it is all fresh
When we’re flesh to flesh
Be a fat kid’s dream tonight

March 9, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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Mark Scotti - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment

LOL! She can chnge her name to Freddy Berry, and do a "Rerun"...

Abbott Skelding - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Katy Perry in a cotton candy bikini...three 5's just for that lovely image! haha, nice work and nice title change

Mark Scotti - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Really liked this one!

Agrimorfee - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(Abc) this was alright...some creativity in the choruses, but missed pacing in a few lines here and there.

Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment

ABC: Previous comment still stands...great work!

D-Mon - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I really like this one bro! Plus Katy Perry is smokin! So of the lyrics gave me happy thoughts :)

bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Definitely an interesting idea, but could've used some polishing to really make it shine. Still 555-worthy.

Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Your pacing was all over the place buddy, I lost my spot on a number of lines. The lines didn't always make sense either I'm afraid, IE: smelling like depends. . .um, depends are generally associated with incontinence, and is usually more prevalent in older people, not "Fat kids", I don't know it was a unique idea, just maybe it needed more time and editing. . .I always recommend singing your songs are at least in your head if singing is impossible to the TOS you are targeting, just a personal recommendation on pacing and weird lines. . .

Matthias - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment

I agree with Dave on this one pal. It's not your best work especially after reading your "Here the hell are all the Dodos" parody earlier today. I love Katy Perry and this song however.

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