Do you ever feel like you’ve just been punched,
and you feel so bad
you might lose your lunch?
Do you ever feel, feel so bad again
cause there’s that one guy,
who gave you chest pains?

Do you ever feel like he is such a creep?
and you think he’s going to murder you in your sleep?
Do you know why he really went askew
'Cause he wants to kill you

You just gotta stay strong, and fight, and count to nine
and then think twice why he wants you to die

'Cause baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
As you make him go and cry-y-y

Baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
You're gonna leave him feeling wrong, wrong, wrong

That guy must be from a rather strange place
Maybe he came from the depths of outer space
If you only knew why it’s you he scolds
After a hurricane, he’ll leave you in the cold

Maybe the reason why he is opposed to you
is because he thinks you smell like a mix of grass and poo
Like a panda bear, eating the bamboo
And when he spits on you

You just gotta stay strong, and fight, and count to nine
and then think twice why he wants you to die

'Cause baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
As you make him go and cry-y-y

Baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
You're gonna leave him feeling wrong, wrong, wrong

Boom, boom, boom
That guy is a buffoon, foon, foon
He’s always gonna torture you, you, you
And now it's time to think this through, through, through

Baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
You're gonna leave him feeling wrong, wrong, wrong

Baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
You're gonna leave him feeling wrong, wrong, wrong
Baby that guy is a jerk
Come on, show him what you're worth
Make him go "No, no, no"
You're gonna leave him feeling wrong, wrong, wrong