I KISSED A SQUIRREL

I just never knew while I was climbing
the tree, I'll mention,
just how cute a rodent could be
'till I gave a close inspection.
I'm not a furry or an animal chaser,
I just lost control with my affection

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns.
I kissed a squirrel just to try it.
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny,
Hope it don't bite.
Don't mean I got rabies tonight.
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it).

No, I've never been this close, aside from roadkill splatter.
It's my experimental taste, just like squirrel platter.
Kissing a good squirrel, you, not just any wild beast.
My cats were so confused; I kissed their prey.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny
Hope it don't bite
Don't mean I got rabies tonight
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it)

You squirrels, you are fanatical
for nuts, acorns, and berries too.
Easy to pet, if I can catch.
Too cute for your own good.
Ain't no wild beast, you're nature's pet.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny
Hope it don't bite
Don't mean I got rabies tonight
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it)