-> "Sunburn Terrestrial (S.T.)"
Original Song Title:
"E.T."
Parody Song Title:
"Sunburn Terrestrial (S.T.)"
The Lyrics
You're Touch: Agonizing
Feels like I am dying
Can you hear me crying
It's so traumatizing
I think I'm still burning
Itching is concerning
Can't lay: Sit up straight
Aloe do not bother
Still burns like a mother
Human-Flesh fillet
Starting to peel too
It's not a normal sun burn
It has cruel intentions
How'd it get my thighs
Cause I had pants on
Something just isn't right
Don't touch, da-da-don't touch
Do and I'll be screaming
Then I will be seething
No hugs, na-na-no hugs
Or I will be jumping
Then I'll kick your face in
Man, it's a bad feeling
My skin is all peeling
This burn ain't natural
Sun Burn Terrestrial
Next day something came off
I was in the shower
I saw something cower
Daddy from it's lips
My sun burn has birthed it
It's a scientific burp
Impossible children
From head to my thighs
As my skin hits the floor
Sun burn kids come to life
Red eye, Re-re-red eyes
They claim that they're all mine
Seven hundred by nine
Scary, sca-sca-scary
Think I should be running
Am I dead or something?
Am I an alien
Came from oblivion
These kids aren't natural
Sun burn terrestrial
Am I going mental
They are talking special
Boy, they stare at the stars
They all yearn for a heat wave
Especially during 'Sun'day
Can't explain them at all
All
Babies, bay-bay-babies
Coceived when the sun met me
Some came from each my knees
Crazy, cra-cra crazy
It's what most think of me
Getting tall so quickly
Kids, you're all aliens
Born from the sun urchins
They're smart-comes natural
Sun burn terrestrial
sun burn terrestrial
sun burn terrestrial
Gave birth to aliens
Most think I've lost my brain
They're red like fresh apples
Sun burn terrestrial
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