-> "Beaver"
Original Song Title:
"Firework"
Parody Song Title:
"Beaver"
Parody Written by:
Madeline Campbell
The Lyrics
Do you ever chew
on random crap
lying around the room
no reason to do it
do you ever feel
like building a house of sticks
to go and live in
and raise your kids in
do you ever feel
like living in water deep
than building a house
where no one can touch your family
Do you know that your
just a beaver
not Justin Bieber
a beaver!
you just gotta stop chewing your nails
and try a tree instead
act like a real beaver
before your dead
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
You don't have to act
like an animal
just cause you are one
it's not normal
If you only knew
that you are in public
your not supposed to be
acting like that
Maybe the reason why
all the doors are closed
is cause people are scared that you
are a friken cannibal
you just gotta stop chewing your nails
and try a tree instead
act like a real beaver
before your dead
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
Chew, chew, chew
make that tree go boom, boom,boom
its gonna be your dream come true
to make that tree go boom boom
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
Cause baby your a
beeeeeaaveeer
come on and
shaaake your tail
Make it go flop flop flop
than go and swim in the river
chew, chew, chew
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