Greetings loved ones
Let's watch TV

I know a show
That is so awesome
Animated reality
And it's better than "Drawn together"
Loads and loads of characters
Each one crazier than the other
The boys
Are nothing
Compared to the chicks

They now travel the world
After being stuck
On an island and film set
And there'll be new ones
And they wil be just as good
Oooooh oh oooooh

Total Drama girls
The're unpredictable
Sexy clothes
On these fine hoes
They will break
Your neck
And then flirt with you
Oooooh oh oooooh

Total Drama girls
They're unreliable
They'll do anything
To win those big bucks
Some find love
And some just plain torment
Oooooh oh oooooh

[rap]
Damn,these chicks ain't ladies
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Girls from the Canadian coast
These are the girls I love the most
They just wanna have fun
Catch their spotlight in the sun
Watch 'em
Wow 'em
Can't believe 'em

Dear mom and dad
I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
Now I think the answer's plain to see
I wanna be famous,a celebrity
I wanna live as close to sun
Well,pack your bags,cuz I've already won
Everything to prove,nothin' in my way
I'll get there one day,whatever you say

Courtney
Heather
Birds of a feather
Gwen,Bridgette,Izzy
Sierra,Leshawna,Lindsay
Katie and Sadie
(Yeah)
Look at them ladies
(Uh huh)
Don't cry to yo' mama
If you can't handle Total Drama
(Ohhh yeahh)

Total Drama girls
They're so unstopable
Crazy babes
Fanservice sometimes
They got
The males
In a whirlwind
Oooooh oh oooooh

Total Drama girls
Can't keep their clothes on
Some are just
Plain hosebags
Look no further
For insane action
Oooooh oh oooooh


Total Drama
Total Draamaaaa
Total Drama
Total Draamaaaa