-> "Dinosaurs"
Original Song Title:
"Roar"
Parody Song Title:
"Dinosaurs"
The Lyrics
Used to live on Earth but now they're dead
Some have munched on plants while others fed
On Prehistoric meat
That was so tasty
Back then they all fought to stay alive
But that's all in the past none have survived
Were huge and crushing
All of that is history
Iguanodon, triceratops (HEY!)
Brachiosaurus bit the dust
They're trapped in ice, Way underground
Their fossils are the things we found
Dimorphodon, Brontosaurus (HEY!)
So deadly and they're very tough
They've got sharp claws
And razor snouts
They've got the fangs out a viper
They're biters!
Thank God, They've expired
They sting like a scorpion
And they are all Dinosaurs!
Tower, tower just like mountains
The big men on campus
And they are all Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
They are all Dinosaurs!
They're not acting like that Barney guy
Their skin's scaly and full of spikes
Before the Pharaohs
Humans were Zeroed
The Archelon, Hainosaurus (HEY!)
They once were swimming just like us
T-Rex aren't nice, They'll hunt you down
Tyrannosaurus earned the crown
They'd crush your town like Godzilla (HEY!)
Not angry but they're really rough
You'd see them crawl
And watch them pounce
Before the Left Sharks and Tigers!
Not spiders!
Lizards kids admired
Cause they are like dragons
But they are called Dinosaurs!
Cower, Cower from the Raptors
Can't hide in the kitchen
In the time of Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
They are all Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
They're Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
These beasts are Dinosaurs!
More... Hordes... Gore... Your... Pores...
They walked the Earth with a swagger
Such braggers
With huge claws like daggers
Until their extinction
There's a mess of Dinosaurs
Bigger, Bigger evil tyrants
Before birds like falcons
There were only Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
They are called Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
All Dinosaurs!
Dino-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
So long to Dinosaurs!
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