I've travelled light, my young I left for cash
Had to make my mind up in a flash
So I went quickly
Now I feel prickly

A NASA space cadet with Swedish voice
I let them send me off for PR ploys
Brought close to nothing
Now I need everything

They brought me down, for Mars I'm up
Here sitting on a box for stub
I have no choice, I have not found
A way to cut a stamping ground
I'll settle down, I'll be unschmucked
If only I could raise the ruck
IKEA hauled, IKEA mowed

I have these boxes packed tighter than fiber, handed to me lightly
But I've the wrong toolbox, for furnishing here on Mars
Power - Powerless I'm stuck in
And I've the wrong manuals, uploaded to here on Mars
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Unbolting here on Mars

Now I need a manual override
Hammering a crate is rectified
Bill me dineros
F*cks I give zero

They sent me here, they messed it up
I can't even get the meatball grub
I have no tools, I'm just the one
I wrestle boxes one-on-one
I want my couch, my stapled chairs
Unpacked against a red foursquare
IKEA wall, IKEA whoa

I have no sonic screwdriver adviser granting me survival
Cos I'm just a doofus, that Sweden shipped off to Mars
Grounded - Under the Orion
With IKEA manuals that do me no good on Mars

no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Unbolting here on Mars
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Furnishing here on Mars

I sit with boxes designed to pack lighter, landing gear required
And somewhere a package, with porta-potties for Mars
Dumber - Dumber than a minion
Cos I've just the package, for sitting around on Mars

no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Unbolting here on Mars
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Furnishing here on Mars