Greetings couch potatoes..lets watch TV

I thought one day
I was watching next top model
But Tyra Banks
Was six foot five and dressed full throttle

Great Big puffy sleeves
And it wasn't only size threes (on stage)
Now boys break their necks
Tryin to work it on the runway
(In heels)

Think I surfed every channel
But nothing came close
Till Ru Paul was host
Now I'm watching Logo(oh)
Think I might have a crush
(Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh!)

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their unbelievable
Jujubee and Pandora Boxx
Onjina, Shannell
I love that pocket book!
Ohhhhh Ohhhh

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their indescribable
fine, fresh fierce
And somehow their hot
Hey dude represent
go hem that dress up
Oh oh oh...oh oh oh

Her name is Steve
She glued new toes on those stilletos
She drinks
Six Jim Beams
Before she falls on the stereo
(Uh oh)

You could surf every channel
But nothing comes close
Till Ru Paul's the hostess
Once you stop on Logo(oh)
You might think your on drugs

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their so androgynous
Tammy Brown's got
the cutest socks
Nina represents
Go flip your weave up
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their all so fabulous
Morgan and Rebbecca Glasscock
Tammy, and, Shanell
Go flip that weave up
Ohhhhh Ohhhh

Toned tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up competitions heavy
sittin down in time for the show
Who's gonna be the next girl to go.
I mean the one
I think that she's the one
Why do guys
have all the fun?

Here comes Ru
Season two
Stuck on this show
Do I want to see him?
Or be him?
I love these boys
Come on make some noise
Arts and crafts
Sequins glitter
Stalk them all on twitter

Come on ladies
Chillin out
Glue sticks, ribbons fly about
bikini's tankinis martinis
drag queenies
Just a great big scene(y)
Pandora -Adore ya

Look here ladies
You taught us all so long as we're thin
We don't have to stress that hair on our chin

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their just adorable
Onjina and Pandora Boxx
First they made some shoes
and then a pocket book
Ohhhhh Ohhhh

Ru Paul's drag race girls
Their all admirable
Morgan and Rebbecca Glasscock
Raven and Shannell
Go flip that weave up
Ohhhhh Ohhhh

Ru Paul's drag race...Ru Paul's drag race girls

I really wish I could be a drag race girl