-> "(Reindeer Help Me) Ride To Work"
Original Song Title:
"Firework"
Parody Song Title:
"(Reindeer Help Me) Ride To Work"
The Lyrics
Every year I need
Quite a massive bag
Lugging it on foot
Would be an awful drag
It is tough indeed
Street to street so fast
Haven't found a car
That would let me do that
My deliveries
Must be done in one night
It's a wonder
I don't have a heart attack and die
Yeah it seems unfair
Don’t know what I’d do
Without caribou
Glad that I've got
Dancer, Prancer
Comet, Cupid
To de -
Liver
to a whole lot of kids
My reindeer help me ride to work
Flying high above the earth
Kids are like yay, yay yay
When they think about my sleigh sleigh sleigh
Reindeer help me ride to work
So I'll spread commercial mirth
Give me a lift lift lift
So that I can distribute gifts gifts gifts
Reindeer antlers slash
Through both time and space
They're more powerful
Than a can of mace
It's like Doctor Who
What the bag can hold
Like a small aeroplane
or Durango
Yes 'tis the season I
Am happy to excess
The flying reindeer
Get their energy from happiness
They are quite essent-
ial to my success
And when they fly I rest
Glad that I've got
Dancer, Prancer
Comet, Cupid
To de -
Liver
to a whole lot of kids
My reindeer help me ride to work
Flying high above the earth
Kids are like yay, yay yay
When they think about my sleigh sleigh sleigh
Reindeer help me ride to work
So I'll spread commercial mirth
Give me a lift lift lift
So that I can distribute gifts gifts gifts
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
Stomach comes after my knees knees knees
Sliding down the bricks with ease ease ease
Lots of soot but never sneeze sneeze sneeze
My reindeer help me ride to work
Flying high above the earth
Kids are like yay, yay yay
When they think about my sleigh sleigh sleigh
Reindeer help me ride to work
So I'll spread commercial mirth
Give me a lift lift lift
So that I can distribute gifts gifts gifts
Yay, yay, yay
When they think about my sleigh, sleigh, sleigh
Yay, yay, yay
When they think about my sleigh, sleigh, sleigh
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