-> "Gawking at Bears"
Original Song Title:
"Walking on Air"
Parody Song Title:
"Gawking at Bears"
The Lyrics
Not right, take flight, dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears
They'll bite, al-al-alright? Du-du-dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears
All through the green we've been easily
Walkin' straight through because no-one's dumb
Enough to sneeze or just poke the wrong
Animals, we're not moronic, yeah-eah
That's what I thought but my jaw hit the floor
When a giant-ass grizzly showed up, can't ignore
But just try to admire it later, please get out of there
Stop gawkin' at bears
Not right, stop gawkin' at bears
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
Take flight, stop gawkin' at bears
Stop gawkin' at bears
Dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
Not right, stop gawkin' at bears
Stop gawkin' at bears
The-the-they'll bite, cho-cho-chomp
Shit, bear just turned his eyes
I'm a little bit nervous 'bout our luck
Since you won't get in line
And start crouchin' down to not be lunch
Don't be a twit just because you're in awe
And you've never seen such a big mammal before
This is dire, you might as well start wearin' sauce while you're there
Stop gawkin' at bears
They'll bite, stop gawkin' at bears
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
Alright? Stop gawkin' at bears
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, stop gawkin' at bears
Dumb shite (dumb shite), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin')
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
They'll bite (they'll bite), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin' at bears)
Stop gawkin' at bears
Not right, take flight, dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears
They'll bite, al-al-alright? Du-du-dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears
If you just stiffened up, that sucks, hoo-ooh, yeah
But you keep pushin' us off, that's nuts
Oh, yeah-eah-eah
Not right (not right), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin', whoo!)
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
Take flight (take flight, yeah), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin' at bears)
Stop gawkin' at bears
Dumb shite (dumb shite), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin')
Stop gawkin' at, gawkin' at bears
Not right (not right), stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin' at bears, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh)
Stop gawkin' at bears (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Not right (hahahaha), take flight, dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin' at bears)
They'll bite, al-al-alright? Du-du-dumb shite, stop gawkin' at bears (stop gawkin' at bears)
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