I only really know him as a meme
Never saw him in a thing
Just as a voice once upon the screen
That I'm told half takes the piss out of how he's seen
It feels so weird to be this out of touch
And not go crazy for the man named Nicolas
But why the hell should I anyway?
He almost seems deranged

Who would act like Cage?
Good luck giving direction to him, mate
Why would one act like Cage?
Full of weird decisions, what is in his brain?
Any role that gets handed to him gets okayed, I'm confused
Who would act like Cage?
I'm on the outside here, so maybe that question's got explanations
Tell me: why act like Cage?

So, sometimes see clips, man, the range is wild
Half of the time he's flat, ev'ry line delivered mild
But the other half? Insanity
Screaming he's a vampire or about the bees
From huge blockbusters to sub-C grade
He will flip out in rage

Man, who would act like Cage?
Batshit crazy decisions ev'ry day
Why would one act like Cage?
Super weird inflections almost cause me pain
Most actors tend to have a clue, this guy dives in with no screws
Who would act like Cage (c'mon)?
The whole damn internet just loves this man, "why" has some obfuscation
Tell me: why act like Cage?

It's a mystery, yeah
Kinda stupid mystery
Should just let it go, yeah
His nonsense doesn't hurt
Chuck that mystery, yeah
Does weird shit, just leave him be
No-one else I know, know
Goes that hard but it works (hey)

Let him act like Cage
Clearly done with intention, that's okay
It's fine to act like Cage ('fraid so)
Captures the attention of others, that's great
Drinking games, folks have made a few, won't take part, enjoy your brew
Watch him act like Cage
If it allows him to pay off his taxes, let him bring elation
Just let him act like Cage (oh-oh, oh-oh-oh), let him act like Cage

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, let him act like Cage