-> "Snow"
Original Song Title:
"Blow"
Parody Song Title:
"Snow"
The Lyrics
Hahahahahahahahaha...Chill!
Food stores packed
The shelves have been cleaned
They're fresh out of milk
Bread, eggs, and T.P.
Blizzard warning
It's a deep freeze
Wear gloves, hats, and scarves
And break out the skis
No one knows how to drive
So shut the city down (Cause it's about to)
It's time to salt the roads and
Get the snow plows out
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to
Heads up (Smack!)
Snowball in your eye!
Might need something hot
To make it feel right
Find a friend to
Help you stay warm
The forecast tonight
Six inches or more (Hot!)
Ice, sleet, and freezing rain will
Come down from the clouds (Cause it's about to)
Beer, wine and vodka drinks
Tonight we're getting plowed
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to
Snow, snow, snow
Traffics sucks, don't complain
Scrape your windows, use your chains
Pump your brakes in freezing rain
And you might stay in your lane
Schools will close, drifts will blow
Morons driving super slow
Kids will play I hope they know
Not to eat the yellow snow (Oh no!)
It is almost, winter (Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow)
You catch my drift? (Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow)
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to
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