Song Parodies -> "Ba-Ba-Boston"

Original Song Title:

"Blah, Blah, Blah"

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Original Performer:

"Ba-Ba-Boston"

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The Lyrics

(feat. 3OH!3) One of my lesser dreams in life is to move to a place with a famous accent (like Boston), live there long enough to pick it up, and then move back home. The Ohio "accent" is nothing special, and I'm looking for something with a little more impact. The guy in this song, however, doesn't seem to have the same enthusiasm about picking up the Bahston accent. (NOTE: All the misspellings in the song are to emphasize the typical accent). Original Song

Ba-ba-ba baba ba-ba-ba
Everything you say sounds like ba-ba-ba
"Let's go fish off of the dahk...
Then go down to the bahr and we'll talk 'bout the Red Sox"
Wanna make sure that you're not mad
Don't all sound this way, yes, and I get that
Don't order 'tonic' with your Big Mac
Just show me where the pop is at

Wicked smaht
Where are your "R's"?
They're not "ah's"
It sounds wrong
Take the trash
To the can, huh?
'Barrel'...what?!

Stop t-t-talking that
Ba-ba-ba
Why don't you leave and go
Pahk the cahr
Right on the block near the
Hah-vahd Yahd
Then we'll get beers at the
Bah-ston bahr bahr bahr

Boy, come on don't get pissed off
Just make a little fun of how you talk
The color tan that your pants are (they are!)
Call them "khaki's", not the kind for my Mazda
Talk like JFK did
And I think that I know what your favorite play is
The one with that green chick...
Must be "Wicked"

New York sucks
Choke on deez nuts
Your accent
Is so strong!
Where's your ahnt,
And Uncle Bahb?
Close enough...

It doesn't sound that rad
Ba-ba-ba
Your favorite show on Nick?
That's Sponge-bahb
Your favorite Beatle is...
Ringo Stahr
Hope I don't sound like that
Ba-ba-ba-Bah-ston

But now I'm freakin'
Been hearin' too much accent
Wish I was playing,
But my voice now sounds like this
Sounds like ba-ba-ba
I feel the urge, take my cahr
To the bahr
We're gonna go and get some be-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eerz

Why does my voice sound like ba-ba-ba?
Oh man, I'm wicked pissed
Ah-ah-ahff
I think I'll go drive my
Cah-ah-ahr
Through the center of that
Hah-vahd Yahd, ah Gahd!

Why does my voice sound like ba-ba-ba?
Oh man, I'm wicked pissed
Ah-ah-ahff
I think I'll go drive my
Cah-ah-ahr
Through the center of that
Hah-vahd Yahd, ah Gahd!

Go Bahston!
I sound so wicked smaht!

Sure, the lyrics may not be the funniest (I'll be the first to admit), but I intend on making a recording of this one to (hopefully) bring out the humor. Wicked smaht, huh?

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Agrimorfee - March 26, 2014 - Report this comment

That took a lotta bahz to write. I didn't get the refs to khakis, Mazdas or "Wicked." Must be a regional thing. (duh :).. It was funny, but then again, you did start repeating yourself near the end (damned repetitive pop music, blah blah blah...)

Abbott Skelding - March 27, 2014 - Report this comment

Actually, the "khakis" joke is something I saw online. "To non-Bostonians, khakis are a type of pant. To people from Boston, khakis are something that start your car (car keys)"...hence the thing for your Mazda (get it?) And the phrase "wicked" is a stereotypical phrase used by Bostonians...so that has to be their favorite musical, right? Maybe I should have explained that before. Oh well, thanks for the vote!

Matthias - March 30, 2014 - Report this comment

Can't wait to hear the recording of this one! Pretty decent parody by itself but it really needs the recording to knock it out of the bahpahk...

Max Power - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment

All I know is this, don't wear a Yankees cap in Boston, trust me.

bobpiecheese - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) It truly is the mark of a great parodist when one can read a parody of theirs, not be familiar with he topic at hand and still have a great time. Fantastic parody, 555!

Jeff Reuben - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment

I just spent a weekend with a bunch of New Hampshire boys so this song had special meaning to me.

Blaydeman - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) Loved the concept. Very clever and I think you chose the perfect OS for it. It got too repetitive though. You were using the same "cahr" and "bahr" joke way too often. I would've liked to see more of the "kahkis" and "wicked" types of jokes. Those were very clever and uses of puns and colloquialisms that really stood out to me and made this parody especially good. Youjust seemed content on coasting towards the end. Still really enjoyed it though.

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