Kesha – My rug parody

Do I need that desk lamp, or do I need some sheets?
I want a prize possession, to match my ceiling beams
I'm checking on every website, I hope that the price falls
I'm doing some late night shopping, may need to check out the malls

What I want to buy is hard to find
Think I'll put in a bid online
I didn't win it, but I really tried
I wish I could just press rewind

Because I love, I love, I love this rug
I love, I love, I love
I said I love, I love, I love
I love, I love, I love

Don't really care about the price, mamma's telling me I should think twice
Got one now which suffices, but really should think of the prices

The old is covered in daisies, the new one is a bit more crazy
My card is gonna be rejected, but this bill is self-inflicted

What I want to buy is hard to find
Think I'll put in a bid online
I didn't win it, but I really tried
I wish I could just press rewind

Because I love, I love, I love this rug
I love, I love, I love
I said I love, I love, I love
I love, I love, I love

I don't care what I have to pay
I'm going to buy this anyway
It'll look great with my settee
I'll have it home by the end of the day

I've got to mention
Do you want to come and help me with my carpet placement?
I wish they had an offer like two for one
Do you like, my rug?
(Huh) my rug? (huh) my rug? (huh) my rug?
Do you like, my rug?

Because I love, I love, I love this rug
I love, I love, I love
I said I love, I love, I love
I love, I love, I love (x2)

Hey,hey, I love, I love, my new rug

Oh that looks weird