My house smells bad, I'm sorry, not a sign things are good
If I had time to warn you as it happened then I would
These kids are so obnoxious, any pushback they get
Yeah, they will toss lots of yolks with the shell on, little shits

Gonna toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks
Toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs
Yadadadadiediedadie, yadadadadiedieda
Yadadadadiediedada, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs

The residue's disgustin', gonna take so much time
To get all the mess off, impressed they got so high
Wish I knew which kids did this, breakin' eggs is quite soundless
Yeah, learned they tossed lots of yolks only after ding-dong-ditch

Had to toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks
Toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs
Yadadadadiediedadie, yadadadadiedieda
Yadadadadiediedada, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs

Lookin' for children at my age is pretty sus but
I'm super pissed at all that "Let 'em have their fun!" junk, whoo-ooh-ooh
We all know that line's bogus, I will catch them in this
Next time they toss lots of yolks, cam'ras will see all of it

Come on, toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks
Toss lots, toss, toss lots of yolks, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs
Yadadadadiediedadie, yadadadadiedieda
Yadadadadiediedada, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs
Yadadadadiediedadie, yadadadadiedieda
Yadadadadiediedada, not "some" yolks, tons of eggs

Yadadadadadadada, yadadadadada