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Song Parodies -> "Phlegm (Hack It Up)"
Original Song Title:
"Jam (Turn It Up)"
Original Performer:
Kim Kardashian
Parody Song Title:
"Phlegm (Hack It Up)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Yeah, doin' Kim again- this time with a hackin' good parody!!!
[Intro]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
I'm stayin’ in today, it's comin’ up
Thick, stringy mucus coughin‘ up, gonna die
Grab Mucinex, forget the pills
And I'm not goin’ to work feeling way too ill (ill)
It‘s comin‘ up more and more (much more)
Green muck in my throat makes it feel sore (real sore)
“This is gross”, I declare!
Laying in bed, feeling ill, in despair
[Chorus]
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
I hate it when I feel this way, it's comin’ up
Hope I feel better tonight
Flu season gets to me everytime
Lungs and chest heavin’ up green slime
Got me hackin’ up (backed up)
Huggin’ the toilet throwin’ up (up chunks)
Need some fresh air
Laying in bed, feeling ill, in despair
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
[Bridge]
I hate this feeling
I’m sick as a dog
Spent all my money
Buyin’ these drugs
This coughin’ drivin’ me insane
Clearin’ out my mucus membranes
But I’m fed up
I lost another sick day
If I lose anymore time
Job won’t pay!
Coughin’ and hackin’ alright, what a
sick sight [x4]
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
[Outro]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
I'm stayin’ in today, it's comin’ up
Thick, stringy mucus coughin‘ up, gonna die
Grab Mucinex, forget the pills
And I'm not goin’ to work feeling way too ill (ill)
It‘s comin‘ up more and more (much more)
Green muck in my throat makes it feel sore (real sore)
“This is gross”, I declare!
Laying in bed, feeling ill, in despair
[Chorus]
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
I hate it when I feel this way, it's comin’ up
Hope I feel better tonight
Flu season gets to me everytime
Lungs and chest heavin’ up green slime
Got me hackin’ up (backed up)
Huggin’ the toilet throwin’ up (up chunks)
Need some fresh air
Laying in bed, feeling ill, in despair
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
[Bridge]
I hate this feeling
I’m sick as a dog
Spent all my money
Buyin’ these drugs
This coughin’ drivin’ me insane
Clearin’ out my mucus membranes
But I’m fed up
I lost another sick day
If I lose anymore time
Job won’t pay!
Coughin’ and hackin’ alright, what a
sick sight [x4]
Got to cough up this phlegm
Flu season again [x7]
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up right away
Hack it up, hack it up
Hack it up, hack it up
So I won’t take another sick day (sick day)
[Outro]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up, Hack it up
Blah! [x8]
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I know the feeling...
I'm sick all the time so fortunately I don't get the stuff muck. I suffer the other hardcore diseases that eat my organs and make me piss blood! Having constant treatments and taking pills, I am up to 33 pills a day, respiratory aids, and insulin. When I go anywhere I need to take a medical kit, pill case, liquid medication, and topicals as well as cell to call 911. I alos have a DNR bracelet and a paramedic fact sheet so that I don't have to speak!
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