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Song Parodies -> "BLAM!!! (It Blew-Up)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"BLAM!!! (It Blew-Up)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on the F/A-18D Hornet crash...
[Intro]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]

It was a training flight, plane's comin’ down
Headed straight to the ground, eject time, couldn’t fly
On the way down was leaking fuel
A catastrophic failure made for an ordeal (ordeal)
Held her steady, punched-out (punched-out)
Jets were on fire they didn’t flame-out (flame-out)
Fireball up in the air
It slammed down, apt grounds, engulfed in flame

[Chorus]
The explosion went BLAM!!!
Explosion went BLAM!!! [x7]
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up, right away
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
Apt units blown-away (blown-away)

It was a training flight, plane's comin’ down
Hornet dumpin’ fuel alright
People looked up at the low-level flight
Were used to seeing such naval sights
Ejections down low (down low)
Plane was bound to explode (to explode)
It crashed, didn’t land
It slammed down, apt grounds, engulfed in flame

The explosion went BLAM!!!
Explosion went BLAM!!! [x7]
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up, right away
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
Apt units blown-away (blown-away)

[Bridge]
It hit the courtyard
Explosion on deck
Fire spreading around
Rear fuselage wreck
Amazingly, nobody died
The Apt complex was fried
Plane tore it up
Investigation underway
Miracle no one killed on
Good Friday
It slammed down right into the ground
A sight [x4]

The explosion went BLAM!!!
Explosion went BLAM!!! [x7]
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up, right away
It blew-up, it blew-up
It blew-up, it blew-up
Apt units blown-away (blown-away)

[Outro]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]
It blew-up, It blew-up, It blew, It blew, It blew-up
Bad [x8]

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