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Song Parodies -> "Want No Drones"

Original Song Title:

"Watch Your Tone"

Original Performer:

Knock Monsterr

Parody Song Title:

"Want No Drones"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Specifically those little four-fan camera drones, just to be clear. Not saying I'm all in favour of the other sort, hell no, just clarifying what this particular parody is focusing on.
Don't, don't, don't hawk that crap, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that crap
Don't, d-don't, don't hawk that crap, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that, hawk that crap
Don't hawk that crap, that, d-d-d-d-d-d-don't hawk that crap
Don't, that, don't hawk that crap, that, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that, hawk that
Don't, d-don't, don't hawk that crap, that, don't, it ain't right
Don't, d-don't, don't hawk that crap, it ain't⁠ rrrrrr, d-don't hawk that, hawk that crap
It ain't right, don't, it ain't right
Don't hawk that crap, it ain't right, don't hawk that crap
Don't

I hate to see those things fly so high, oy
Feels wrong to see those things fly so high, oy
Should stop, a weird friggin' sight, oy
Just me on this, it feels like, ain't right, oy

Don't, don't, don't hawk that crap, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that crap
Don't, d-don't, don't hawk that crap, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that, hawk that crap
Don't hawk that crap, that, d-d-d-d-d-d-don't hawk that crap
Don't, that, don't hawk that crap, that, don't, don't, d-d-don't hawk that
Don't

Drones, I hate 'em, hate 'em, wanna see them dead
Hate 'em, hate 'em
Hate 'em not 'cause of conspiracies
Don't believe in those mad conspiracies
It's, like, when they're up high, they make all my nerves get wound tight
'Cause it's not like I know which guy has their hands right on the switch, yikes
Could be some creepo, I like privacy
They fly, they fly, they fly, they fly, who knows for what amount of time?
Could suddenly dive and spike my eye, so don't make me say it twice:
I'm not int'rested whatsoever, gonna turn it down
Gonna turn it down with glee

Don't, don't hawk that crap, d-don't, that
Don't, d-don't, that crap, that crap, crap
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't hawk that crap
Don't hawk kwah t'nod, thgir t'nia ti
Parc taht kwah t'nod
Don't hawk that cra-
Gonna turn it down with glee

Man, you know my selection playlist has handed me an obscure one when the official audio on Youtube is unlisted.

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Babylon Bee - November 15, 2024 - Report this comment
Disney Writers Threaten If Their Demands Are Not Met They Will Write Another Obi-Wan Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-fans-living-in-fear-of-actors-strike-ending

KANSAS CITY, MO — The Hollywood strike has entered a new level of viciousness, with Disney writers now threatening to write another Obi-Wan series if their demands are not met.

"Don't test us, Bob!" yelled the writers outside CEO Bob Iger's office. "We've got two episodes sitting right here! Don't think we won't do it!"

Tensions initially began to ratchet up when writers stood outside Disney studios and repeatedly read the screenplay of The Last Jedi. "This has gone too far. I wouldn't do that to a terrorist," said Mr. Iger. "Okay, maybe some terrorists. Like the 9/11 guys -- but, not like the guy who tried and failed to blow up his shoe. We will not cave!"

Terrified Star Wars fans have begun protesting as well, calling on both sides to dial back the rhetoric. "Disney has to give some concessions, but...threatening another Obi-Wan series is way out of line," said Star Wars fan Jim Riggles. "We are all adults here, even the guy who came dressed as an Ewok. Surely both sides can come to some sort of agreement without bringing up Kenobi."

At publishing time, Star Wars fans had begun planning a riot to burn down Industrial Light & Magic, but are reportedly struggling to infiltrate the moon base to deactivate the shield.
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