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Song Parodies -> "Don't Put Hands Up (To Make Things Up)"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love)"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Put Hands Up (To Make Things Up)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's not nice for a teacher to be angry at a child for not knowing the right answers. When the kid's being a little shit and asking if the country's capital is "Boner-topia", then a little tetchiness might be a tad warranted...
I asked out loud, the standard method for engagement
And most kids understand, that's fine
But all these years in, I've grown more than just impatient
With those who try
To drive my ass nuts, I don't like that, true
Because that's detention all week for you
Sick of smart-alec class clowns, my last nerve has been frayin'

Don't put hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
I'm sure you think it's funny in the moment but you'll regret the string of low D's
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up

Can't not roll my eyes when certain hands get lifted
Just stare until they go back down
I'd love to give 'em chances but I have my limits
Don't test them out, oh-oh-oh
Just covered this stuff, so I know that you
Heard the answers, you're not just "real confused"

Don't put hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
Your work's been fine in projects and assignments, this gibb'rish is on purpose clearly
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up

Happy if you got it right, let me hear it now
Or close or even wrong, that's fine, let me hear it
Don't put your hands up to make things up
Don't put your hands up to make things up

Don't put hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up
Try your best or listen to the right answers, might just ignore you if you push me
Don't put your hands up to make things up, alright? Don't make things up

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying "Ayo, gotta let go"

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